Prison Break - Episode 3.11 - Photo Caption
March 12, 2008 by Nikki Katz
Prison Break
Episode 3.11: Under and Out
Aired: February 4, 2008
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mcgrady: michael, dont leave me here! i love you!!
Michael : Son, it’s time we have a talk about the facts of life.
mike: if u give me food i will teachyou basketball and while your at it can i join the escape.
McGrady: how do u keep ur skin moisturised & smooth in this harsh weather?
McGrady: michael, i have something to tell you, it may disapoint you……but I like Chesse
McGrady: “Michael, you’ve had that same sweat stained neck all season. I think it’s time to wash the shirt.”
Mike: “Okay… $20 for the jersey. But that’s my final offer.”
Michael: “Well, McGrady; I’m off to a good start to my keg and jalapeno can collection.”
Michael: “Don’t look now McGrady, but there’s a concrete column behind you.”
Michael: “I figure if we eat all these jalapeno’s and chase them with this here keg’o'beer - we’ll have no problem running during our escape.”
“Stare-down!”
Michael: “Stare into my eyes McGrady, I’m going to try and ready your thoughts.”
Michael: “I…just can’t seem… to get rid… of this headache.”
(I’ve always thought Michael talks like he always has a headache.)
“Yeah, right! So you work for the company too.”
McGrady: Remember the money I offered you so that I could escape? Well, after you told me I couldn’t go, I spent it. I gotta good deal bro! A quarter keg of Budweiser & 3 cans of brussel sprouts.
Micheal: What about the paper plates? I need to know where you got those.
someone farts
michael: really, its wasnt me. i got a tatto which proves it
Michael- “That earing looks damn hot on you kid”
Mike: Wanna see my tatoos?
1) Micheal: Kid, where did you get that plate?
McGrady: Definitely, not at Starbucks.
Micheal: Damn!
(sod, thanks for the inspiration.)
2) McGrady: What? What you staring at?
Micheal: First, you free load a ride and now this. Freeloader!
C’mon kid. I’ve literally been in and out of prison for three months and haven’t eaten ANYTHING! Just a bite, please?
Micheal: “Now this is our little secret, ok? If you tell anyone you’ll be in BIG trouble.”
Lincoln: J”ames, I told you we shouldn’t have messed around with the super glue. Now my fingers are stuck to your head!”
Lincoln: “James, I told you we shouldn’t have messed around with the super glue. Now my fingers are stuck to your head!”
MICHAEL- ” SEE MC GRADY, THIS IS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE WIND CHANGES, LOOK AT THE FACE I AM STUCK WITH” AND PEOPLE WONDER WHY I NEVER SMILE. NOW YOU KNOW.
Michael - OK, if you’re going to keep eating those beans I’m not going to be the one crawling out of the tunnel behind you…
Luis: I made you a cookie, but I ated it
Scofield: …
Michael: You have a first date with Pistachio tonight and you want some advice? My advice is to talk to Teddy Bagwell, cause I can’t help you with that!
After checking out the clothes McGrady was stuck with, Mike was glad he wasnt arrested whilst wearing the nurses outfit Sara made him wear.
michael : ok, promise me that you’ll never ever chikenfoot me ?
Mike: Gosh, I wish my panamanian prison diet had more fibre.
micheal: McGrady! i have something to tell u….
McGrady: wat?
Micheal:…i…am…ur FATHER!