Prison Break - Episode 3.13 - Photo Caption
March 10, 2008 by Nikki Katz
Prison Break
Episode 3.13: The Art of the Deal
Aire: February 18, 2008
Photo Caption
Post your best, funniest, sarcastic-est (okay, that’s not a word, but still) caption based on this picture from Episode 3.13:

For more on this episode:
[Recap] [AmEx Preview] [U.S. Trailer] [Sneak Peek 1] [Sneak Peek 2] [Promo Pictures]
©2008 Fox Broadcasting Co. Cr: Bill Matlock/FOX














michael [pointing at a picture] - that looks like kellerman doesn’t it?
Lincoln - it just might be him!!
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this can be done with anyone from the show basically……
Lincoln: The Canal is not this way.
Michael: We are in Argentina.
*ending theme*
Mike (pointing at ‘the subject’) ; “Doesn’t that look like James Whister, or WHATEVER his name is??!”
Linc ; “Yes indeed, it looks like him A LOT, Michael!!”
{ my version, it was based on Whistler being on the run .. escaping Mike and Linc .. AGAIN .. *rofl* .. lol .. }
PLEASE BRING SARAH BACK, SHE WAS THE WHOLE START OF THIS SHOW, AND BREAKING THE BROTHERS OUT,
WE NEED HER. MICHAEL NEEDS HERE HE IS SAD WITHOUT HER,
SO PLEASE BRING HER BACK IN THE SHOW,
SHE DESERVIES THE CREDIT FOR THIS SHOW AS WELL AS MICHAEL,
PLEASE,,
Michael speaking “See on this map, we could put the dive shop here, right on the panama canal, but my biggest concern is that we don’t know how to dive”
“Don’t look so worried Linc i will think of something like i always do.”
Linc Speaking ” yeah lets forget about the company and hit the beach”
michael : so they said that there is a starbucks next to the museum, are you up for that ?
linc : i think if i get more cafeine today, i’ll kill Whistler in a second, better stick with a nice iced chocolate, come on !
Micheal: According to the cross streets, Panama City Buffet should be right over there. I haven’t eaten in days so figure out what you want so we wont have to wait long.
Lincoln: Hmmmmm…
Michael- ” So i was thinking that maybe this map of panama could be my next tatoo. What do you think Linc?”
Linc-” Well i don’t know Micahael i can only think of a couple of places left where you could put it, and i’m not talking about the soles of your feet!”
Michael - I dont know Linc, it doesnt say here that it’s a nude beach, this feels like a set-up.
Linc - You’ve got to have faith Michael, you’ve got to have faith.
LMAO!!! These are hilarious guys! I’ll get back to you when I think of a good one!
MEN CANNOT READ MAPS TO SAVE THEIR LIVES!!!!!
SOP and prizzifan - LOVE your captions!!
“SOP” & “hrg” you two are hilarious.
Lincoln: So which prison do you wanna break out of next?
Michael: Whereever robbing this bank will lead me.
Lincoln: That cop recognizes us! Bow down! Quick!
Michael: But we have to save Sucre.
(Do a lot more of this, Nikki..it’s really fun.)
I will Vittorio! I’ll do another tomorrow
SOP, I like the starbucks idea. VERY clever, especially since the actor is seen to often at the coffee shop. LMAO VERY LOUD.
Micheal: Is that Gretchen?
Lincoln: Where on the map?
Michael: All signs have pointed to this place. I’m telling you.. Whistler is here.
Lincoln: A strip club?
yes, SOP, the starbucks thing is brilliant, so funny
Michael: Who’s that hot chick over there?
Linc: Hmmm, free tacos…
=ending theme=
hrg - yours is my favourite
does anyone know when it starts on channel 5
Wow! U guys should’ve stepped up during the strike. We don’t really need the writers…
u guys are so creative!
Mike to linc: “Bugger, if only I had something like this in Fox River, I could avoided all that time in the tattooists”
Linc: “If i had that to read in Fox River, perhaps I wouldn’t have been constantly thinking about Blueberry pancakes and drooling 24-7″
linc:omg that chick is soo hot lets break her out and get laid mike
Michael: I can’t leave without Sara. Show me where you left the box, Linc.
Lily,
actually, you raised one big question -what did Linc do whith that box and SAra`s head in it?
lily,
it’s hilarious
Michael- ” Linc,thats where the strip show is taking place tonight”
“Micheal: Is that Gretchen?
Lincoln: Where on the map?”
Lt I almost felt off my chair when I read that lol
Michael: “Linc - there she iiiissss… right there. See here Linc?”
Linc: “Yeah, I see her Michael.”
Linc: Where?
Mike: Right… there.
Linc: There?
Mike: No. No. Right there.
Linc: We can get porn there?
Mike: Yes. Yes, I think we can.
micheal:this is where i got my jacket!
linc: do they do tattoos too?
Michael: Eh Linc, you know something, I think i wanna open up a tattoo shop in Alcatrz.. It wud b cool aint it… At least Lindsay Lohan wud want me to tatoo her new lyrics all over her body or Nicole Richie might be interested in tatooting her escape routes from her dad
Linc: Yeah wadeva Mick.. You know, dad’s bro.. Buroows Junior…. (Michael shrugged)… You know.. B.J…(michael nods)… hez currently….
T-Bag: Wow… Linc.. u called me?
Linc: Ur B.J.
T-Bag: Neh.. I heard u called Michael?
Linc: Yeah.. so?
T-Bag started to moonwalk…. and he opened his mask to reveal.. Michael Jackson!
Linc: Its you! i knew it! i saw how u looked at Bellick’s 6-year old picture on the back of Michael’s ass… !
T-Bag aka M.J.: Now u noe why they called me Smooth criminal…
The other Michael: What the heck you doing here my namesake?
M.J. : They told me this PrisonBreak3 is a …. THRILLER!
THRILLER!
Linc: so.. all this while.. you’re T-Ba…
M.J.: Awww! Of course! who else better potrays a paedophile than me! I heal the world… by “nursing” the boys.. u noe linc.. since we’ve known each other… i can help out with L.J. if you want…
Linc: We’re getting out of here tonite, Michael… i mean Scofield!